Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn (2004)

Neds ultimativer Schulwahnsinn

SERIE • 3 Staffeln • Kinder & Familie, Komödien • Vereinigte Staaten von Amerika • 2004
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Inhaltsbeschreibung

Zusammen mit seinen besten Freunden, Cookie and Moze, versucht Ned manche von den Mythen, die die Adoleszenz umgeben mit einzigartigem und witzigem Rat zu enthüllen. Gleichzeitig versucht er seine Schulkameraden und die Zuschauer dazu zu bringen, aus seinen Fehlern zu lernen. Die Sendung spricht solche Themen wie den ersten Schultag, Partnerzusammenarbeit, Lehrer, Nachsitzen, Krankheitstage, verknallt sein, Sport und mehr an. Mit lustigen Übertreibungen verwandelt Ned die Schule in ein Abenteuer und die Zuschauer sind zu diesem Spaß eingeladen.

Originaltitel
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Produktionsland
Vereinigte Staaten von Amerika
Originalsprache
Englisch
Regie
David Kendall
FSK
0
Untertitel
Deutsch, Englisch
Besetzung
Devon Werkheiser, Lindsey Shaw, Daniel Curtis Lee, Daran Norris, Rob Pinkston, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner, Teo Olivares, Austin Butler, Jim J. Bullock, Linda Cevallos, Tylor Chase, Charles Rahi Chun, Don Creech, Destiny Edmond, Dave Florek
Sprache
Deutsch, Englisch

Episodenguide

1. Staffel 1 (13 Episoden)
2004 / Ned und seine Freunde versuchen den alltäglichen Problemen der Teenager-Zeit mit ihrem ganz eigenem Witz und Charm zu begegnen. Mit lustigen Übertreibungen verwandelt Ned die Schule in ein Abenteuer und die Zuschauer sind zu diesem Spaß eingeladen.
01
Der erste Tag & Schließfächer
Ned erklärt in der ersten Folge, was man tun muss, um den ersten Tag auf einer neuen Schule heil zu überstehen. Sein Freund Cookie macht gleich zu Anfang einen bösen Fehler und taucht in einer Daunenjacke auf, die die älteren Schüler einfach nur lächerlich finden. Moze würde gerne eine beste Freundin finden und versucht sich deshalb von den Jungs abzusetzen. Doch egal, in welchen Kurs sie sich einschreibt, Ned und Cookie bleiben ihr auf den Fersen. Bis Moze zu einem Trick greift…
02
Schultoiletten & Projekt-Partner
Ned und Cookie haben ein echtes Toiletten-Trauma: Niemals kämen sie auf die Idee, ein Schul-WC zu benutzen, wo man öfters von älteren Schülern in die Mangel genommen wird. Stattdessen gehen sie morgens zu Hause aufs Klo und verkneifen sich in der Schule alles Weitere. Als Cookie eines Morgens den obligatorischen Toilettengang vergisst, gerät er in arge Bedrängnis. Kurz bevor seine Blase platzt, rennt er blindlings aufs nächste WC – leider handelt es sich um die Mädchentoilette. Ob seine Freunde ihm helfen können, ungesehen wieder rauszukommen?
03
Nachsitzen & Lehrer
Cookie hat sich und seinen Freunden einige Stunden Nachsitzen eingebrockt. Aus Angst vor den Achtklässlern, denen sie dabei begegnen werden, erzählt Cookie überall in der Schule herum, er habe sich mit dem gefürchteten Physiklehrer Mr. Sweeney angelegt. Tatsächlich avanciert Cookie mit seinem Lügenmärchen zum Held der Schule. Nur die furchtbaren Achtklässler beeindruckt das wenig – und das lassen sie Cookie beim Nachsitzen deutlich spüren…
04
Die Sitzordnung & Sportprüfungen
Ned erklärt heute die Vor- und Nachteile der Sitzplätze in der Schule und wie man die Sitzordnung am besten beeinflussen kann. Wenn man im Klassenzimmer weit hinten sitzt, hat man zwar mehr Spaß, aber man bekommt nicht wirklich viel vom Unterricht mit. Zu den besonderen Sitzgelegenheiten zählt auch der ‚coole‘ Tisch in der Cafeteria. Cookie und Ned müssen sich einiges einfallen lassen, um hier auch einmal Platz nehmen zu dürfen. Zum Schluss geht es in die berühmt-berüchtigte letzte Reihe im Schulbus. Hier kann man eine Menge Spaß haben – besonders, wenn man wie Gordy und Cookie den höchsten Sitz-Hopser der Geschichte plant…
05
Schwärme & Tanzabende
In dieser Episode erläutert Ned, was es zu beachten gilt, wenn man für jemanden schwärmt – ein nicht immer erquicklicher Zustand, vor dem aber kein Schüler sicher ist. Dabei kommt es vor allem darauf an, die verschiedenen Typen von Schwärmereien zu unterscheiden. Cookie zum Beispiel ist ins internationale Topmodel Martika verschossen. Klar, dass er da keine Chance hat! Die Dame spielt schließlich in einer ganz anderen Liga. Moze dagegen hätte durchaus Chancen bei Kokosnusskopf, der ihr Rosen schenken will und sie dafür durch die ganze Schule verfolgt. Zu dumm, dass Moze von ihm nichts wissen will. Sagen mag sie ihm das aber auch nicht, um seine Gefühle nicht zu verletzen. Auch Ned hat so seine Schwierigkeiten: Er schwärmt für Suzy Crabgrass, aber wenn er mit ihr spricht, bekommt er einfach keinen vollständigen Satz heraus…
06
Krankheitstage & Buchstabier-Wettbewerbe
Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record in tact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. Not succeding, Moze must make her speech but finds out it is easier than she thought. Spelling Bee: Cookie is the only one with a chance to beat the dreaded Killer Bees. With an easy spell at the spelling bee, will it be Ned who beats the Killer Bees? Moze copes with sitting by Mr. Gross after spelling a word wrong.
07
Gerüchte & Schulfotos
Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored "atomic flush" is true, and Ned develops a plan for it. Photo Day: It's Photo Day at James Polk. Ned gives Moze a crash course on how to take a good picture, and Cookie holds auditions for someone to take his picture for him.
08
Talent-Shows & Wahlen
School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vote for. Talent Show: Ned and Cookie create "Talentpalooza" when kids are excluded from the school talent show. Moze must decide which of her many talents would be good for the show. Cookie gets people out of the regular talent show and into "Talentpalooza" which gets the principal mad.
09
Computerräume & Rucksäcke
Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back in the lab. Backpack: Ned needs a new backpack after his breaks so he goes to Backpack Boy for help. Moze loses her backpack so she needs to find it before somebody reads her personal diary. Cookie creates the "bodypack" so he doesn't need a backpack, but it backfires on him due to Loomer.
10
Zettel & Beste Freunde
Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie finds joy in forging notes, but danger comes when he leads the teachers to the forgers "domain". Best Friends: Moze continues her search for a new best friend with a quiz and whoever matches up closely is meant for her. But Moze ends up joining the Huge Crew. The Killer Bees recruit Cookie which puts Ned and Cookie's friendship to the test. Ned tries to find a new best friend in place of Cookie.
2. Staffel 2 (20 Episoden)
2005 / Ned und seine Freunde versuchen den alltäglichen Problemen der Teenager-Zeit mit ihrem ganz eigenem Witz und Charm zu begegnen. Mit lustigen Übertreibungen verwandelt Ned die Schule in ein Abenteuer und die Zuschauer sind zu diesem Spaß eingeladen.
01
Das neue Halbjahr & Wahlfächer
New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his "new semester list", but first he enlists Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer. By breaking them up Ned would have Suzie. Meanwhile, Cookie starts the new semester with a new super cool look and becomes a bully. Electives: Ned, Moze and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and score an easy "A."
02
Motivationstage & Das Mittagessen
Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt! Together they realize the true meaning of pep rallies isn't about cheerleaders and jocks, but it can be about getting you in spirit with normal people. Lunch: Ned tries to stop "One Bite" who's taking is lunch and eating it in "one bite." After devising a plan with hot sauce, Ned is sure "One Bite" won't steal his lunch anymore. Moze wonders why Suzie doesn't want to sit with her at lunch. Moze tries everything she can possibly think of, yet none of it works. Cookie panics after lunch lady predicts doom.
03
Videoprojekte & Schul-Clubs
Video Projects - Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting way too cool and not himself. School Clubs - Ned tries to stop Missy's Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking over the school and that Missy thinks everybody is a nerd. Moze and Suzie compete in every single club to be the best but it backfires and they get kicked out. So they have only one club left to choose from. Which club will they join? Cookie starts his own club, the Archaeology Club which helps Ned get into Missy's club and bring him all around the school.
04
Notizbücher & Mathe
Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook. Math: Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class, but they soon realize that Ned isn't doing any work. Moze is faced with the challenge of pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math, but his teacher is crazy.
05
Konrektoren & Montage
A series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three take the investigation into their own hands, CSI-style. Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.
06
Euer Körper & Aufschieber
Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to Loomer that they'd have a weight lifting competition. Cookie tries to become overprotective so Loomer won't hurt him. Procrastination: Moze bets Ned that he won't finish his project on time and the loser has to stand in front of the school as a clown. Cookie creates a machine that will stop his procrastination problems. Moze also needs to learn to clog dance.
07
Obere Klassenschichten & Eklige Biologie-Stunden
Upperclassmen: Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school. Moze likes an upperclassman. Gross Biology Dissection: Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology dissection project.
08
Mutproben & Schlechte Angewohnheiten
Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets three girls she suspects are robots; Cookie competes with Loomer to be the "King of Dares". Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everyone; Moze tries to fix her habit of trash-talking; Cookie tries to replace his technology hoarding habit with something else.
09
Vertretungslehrer & Neue Schüler
Substitute Teachers:Ned helps Mr. Weiner, a favorite substitute from Elementary School get in touch with his middle school side. Cookie poses as a substitute teacher. Moze becomes bad-girl material and misbehaves to the new science substitutes. The New Kid: Ned tries to help a new kid, Bernice, at James K. Polk. Gordy compete against a new janitor that could take over his spot.
10
Valentinstage & Schulhomepages
School Websites: Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school website. Valentine’s Day: Ned sends Suzie a rose. Cookie sends himself multiple rose to try to be the hottest kid in school, and Moze becomes the hottest girl in school.
3. Staffel 3 (22 Episoden)
2006 / Ned und seine Freunde versuchen den alltäglichen Problemen der Teenager-Zeit mit ihrem ganz eigenem Witz und Charm zu begegnen. Mit lustigen Übertreibungen verwandelt Ned die Schule in ein Abenteuer und die Zuschauer sind zu diesem Spaß eingeladen.
01
Ein neues Schuljahr & Völkerball
New Grade: Ned accidentally becomes the new class bully, while Moze deals with a not-so-friendly new English Teacher. Cookie tries to get to know the new no-braces, non-sniffling Lisa Zemo. Dodgeball: Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer and his ‘secret weapon’ in a dodgeball game, and he must do it without Moze, the best player in school!
02
Das Lesen & Rektoren
Reading: Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments, and Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it. Principals: Principal Pal is retiring. It’s up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replacement, or VP Crubbs will get the job.
03
Beliebtheit & Stress
A new popularity list is posted – Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like being popular; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular. Ned becomes stressed that Suzie has another boyfriend; Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with his rival Evelyn Kwong for the best test grade.
04
Der Schulschluss & Schultheater
Ned, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze and all the other girls are forced to wait to use the bathroom; Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn Kwong and must avoid her. The school puts on a production of Romeo and Juliet; Ned is determined to stop Spencer, who is playing Romeo, from kissing Suzie, who is playing Juliet; Moze, the stage manager, is determined to stop Ned and keep the play on track; Cookie helps Ned so that he can get the role of Romeo.
05
Halloween & Vampire, Geister, Werwölfe und Zombies
The kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall. Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf, Moze is a ghost, and Gordy is a zombie.
06
Der Kunstunterricht & Fundsachen
Ned draws an abstract piece of art, which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady', leading to a cause célèbre; Moze tries photography and creates photos of other people's personal moments; Cookie gets 6th graders to make him keybowls. Ned finds a pair of Carmelo Anthony signed sneakers that he wants to claim, but Moze tries to find the shoes' real owner; Moze tries to find her stuffed animal that she lost in sixth grade; Cookie tries to find his MP3 player which has an embarrassing song he recorded on it.
07
Sozialkunde & Peinlichkeiten
Ned becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending too much time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong as a social studies partner. Ned is subject to forms of embarrassment such as tooting, burping, and the water fountain squirting on his pants; Moze tries to talk to a foreign student, Faymen, but ends up embarrassing herself; Cookie constantly gets pantsed.
08
Der Bus & Frisur-Debakel-Tage
Ned tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that says "I love you", but the bus driver is distressed over his own recent break-up; Moze tries to get a seat next to Faymen on the bus; Cookie must try to get to school after he misses the bus, or rather, the bus misses him. Ned tries to break out of school to get a free haircut; Moze tries to please Faymen with her hair, and ultimately seeks out Missy's help; Cookie tries to get Lisa Zemo to notice his mustache hair.
09
Rache & Schulrekorde
Revenge: When Ned gets revenge on Loomer, Martin notices and gives him names like "The Revenger." All the kids start to ask him to get revenge for them. A girl named Stacey wants revenge on Moze and the Wolf volleyball team. School Records: Ned wants to beat the hallway speed record, he runs into Crubbs. Crubbs marks Ned's permanent record. Cookie loses his perfect attendance award. Moze tries to beat the school record for the most school records in sport.
10
Die Bücherei & Ehrenämter
Hallway: Ned becomes Hall Monitor, Moze tries to spend time with Faymen and Cookie creates a Hallway Traffic Report. Friends Moving: Ned and Moze find out Faymen is moving away and help him stay and Cookie lies to everyone that he's moving away.